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The Perfect CEO

Discussion in 'Archive' started by merlinjones, Apr 16, 2004.

  1. merlinjones

    merlinjones Member

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    The Perfect CEO
    By Jane and Michael Banks

    We do so want to get on with the new CEO. That's why we wrote this advertisement.

    Wanted: CEO for a national institution:

    If you want this choice position,
    Have a cheery long-term vision.
    Invest in rides,
    Resorts,
    Cartoons,
    Not sports.

    Fund family films,
    Avoid the seedy.
    Be very shrewd,
    But not too greedy.

    Seldom make sequels,
    Dream new works.
    Take risks,
    Not perqs.

    Never be cross or cruel,
    Or micromanage.
    Obey the golden rule.
    Think legacy and not re-brand-ing,
    Don't listen to stra-te-gic plan-ning.

    If you won't close down animation,
    In adding to your compensation...
    We won't write exhaustive lists of all your faults,
    Withhold half your votes,
    Or compare your work to Walt's.

    Hurry, CEO,
    Many thanks,
    Sincerely,

    Jane and Michael Banks

    hhtp://www.savedisney.com

    ;)
     
  2. Tink

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    Brilliant! Now if only it was easy to get a new CEO as it is to get a new Nanny....

    Sigh...

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